Ed. Note: Public Announcement Service

Good morning/afternoon boys and girls. We interrupt our usual soundscapes schedule to bring you this important notice: I sincerely urge you NOT to watch Spider-man 3. Not only is the show more than 2 hours long, its special effects sequences are simply not enough to make up for the extremely stupid cheesy slow and soap-opera-y plot. The lines are contrived, the action predictable, the characters are worse than their 2D counterpart; at least the comics don't pretend to be anything else. And Peter Parker as an emo gia?? wtf, dudes? wtf?